It is entirely possible that two very stubborn people are
not the best candidates for learning to ride a tandem bike together. But for us, that very stubbornness may have
been the only thing that made it possible.
We certainly didn’t have the experience, knowledge, or even gracefulness
that might be recommended for new riders, when we wheeled the giant
electric-blue steel Schwinn cruiser into the bike shop near our house and asked
to have it fixed up well enough to ride around town.
The bike was a treasure from Noah’s old Missoula storage
unit, salvaged as a freebie years ago from someone not interested in fixing it
up. It seemed like a great idea, when we
moved back to town, to get it road-worthy and take on the town together. We didn’t want to drive everywhere, Noah
didn’t have a bike yet, and surely, how hard could it be? It looked like a fun adventure.
When we went to pick it up from the bike doctor, we debated
whether to bring the dog with us or not.
I had biked with Malaya enough to be wary—usually I used a special
spring-loaded shock cord that attached to the bike seat post, since simply
holding the leash and handlebar had led to a few disastrous spills. Noah insisted that she come, certain we could
pick up the bike, step aboard, and ride off home with dog trotting along
beside, no problem. (I always thought I was pretty optimistic before I met
Noah, whose faith in great possibilities tends to eclipse my own outlook). He agreed to my compromise that we first take
a little test ride without her, just us on the bike, before adding the husky
into the mix. We would see how it
went.
The place we got the bike fixed is a small bike shop that
specializes in repairs and used bikes, rather than slick and shiny new retail gear.
In fact, there’s not a whole lot of slick and shiny new in the shop, including
the employees and patrons. The two repair stations are well-worn, a bit greasy,
and visible from the front desk. A jar
half-full of change and dollar bills on the counter is labeled as a fund to get
one of the owners to shave his grizzled beard.
Every Thursday is a happy hour where friends of the shop come to drink beer and compare
stories. We picked up our bike on a happy-hour
night, and the place felt more like a small-town Montana bar than a bike shop;
we got the same friendly but skeptical eyeballing outsiders would get in any
such establishment. Malaya and I were
the only females in the place. When our
friend and repairman Don rolled the tandem out it drew some interest from the
peanut gallery. Luckily the air
conditioning inside and the heavy July heat outside kept them from coming out
to observe our first attempts at riding it.
For a few decades now I’ve taken for granted the ability to
swing up onto a bike smoothly and be on my way. I love the easy roll and the
feeling of freedom, and a well tuned and fitted bike rarely fails to bring a
smile to my face. I’ve never added
another person into the mix on the same vehicle, however. When Don handed the bike over to us outside,
Noah and I each touched a set of handlebars, looked down at the bike, then up
at each other and suddenly realized we didn’t really even know how to start
this thing. “So, um, any tips?” he asked Don.
Thankfully, Don did not laugh at us, but thought for a
minute before offering: "Well, you just have to communicate. The captain, that's the one up here in the
front, has to say if he's going to turn or slow down. You can't just stop pedaling suddenly. That won’t go well. The stoker, back here,
has to say when she's going to shift gears.
Don’t make any sudden movements.
Oh, and pick which side you want to start on--right pedal up or
left."
It seemed like reasonable advice, so we straddled our
respective seats, put the right pedals up, counted "one, two,
three..." and proceeded to lurch a few wobbly feet forward before tipping
so far we had to stop. It was nothing
like biking alone. It was like being a
kid in those first shaky lessons on a two-wheeler. We stared at each other in shock, wondering
if we'd just wasted a bundle of repair money getting this thing fixed, and
thinking maybe we shouldn't even have kept it in the first place. Maybe this bicycle built for two idea was
ridiculous. Maybe we just weren’t the
right people for it. Certainly it was
going to be a whole lot harder than we thought.
We tried a few more precarious attempts making it a few feet farther each
time, and discovered that there were a few more things that needed
adjusting. The rear seat swiveled left
and right, one wheel needed a quick re-align.
Don took it back in to fix, but those problems seemed minor compared to
the general operator incompetence we felt.
Inside, the local crew was at least two beers into their
evening and getting chatty. "You
ever ride one of those before? How'd it go? " I admitted it was a bit
harder than we'd expected. "Well,
the thing is, the faster you go, the easier it is," was the advice from
one corner, punctuated by a long swig.
That bit of advice seemed useful, at least. When I explained that we intended,
eventually, to also have the husky running beside us on-leash, they smiled and
shook their heads, informing me that that was a pretty advanced maneuver, not
something to aspire to anytime soon.
When I admitted that Noah fully intended to have us riding with the dog
by the time we got home that evening 10 blocks away, there was outright
laughter.
Since I had lobbied for leaving the dog at home and just
picking up the bike, I shot Noah a very pointed glare to drive home the fact
that perhaps we were setting our goals too high. These were not just average
innocent bystanders, after all; every knee in that bike shop showed some scars
or scabs. These guys knew all the ways
to crash a bike, and from the sound of the guffaws and the knowing glances at
each other, they knew that adding a feisty two year old husky to the mix was
one sure way to do it. One character
leaned in across the counter when Noah was distracted by something and offered
"You know they also call those bikes 'divorce machines' right?" I gritted my teeth and laughed, said we'd see
how it went.
After the second round of adjustments we tried again and
managed a few shaky, swerving, but steadily improving loops around the block.
Each one was punctuated with a steady commentary of “ready? Up!
Ok, braking….ok, here we go…whoa!
Whoa!” and so on. It was still
tough; we were still throwing each other off, each trying to balance on our
own, but we were moving forward, at least.
Relieved that perhaps the thing wouldn't turn out to be a complete
waste, we paid our repair bill. At my
insistence we left on foot, walking both the bike and the dog. Even though we had, technically, succeeded in
riding it together, and were clearly getting the hang of it, we were a bit
deflated. Our plan of cruising through
this town delivering coffee on the coolest bike around seemed pretty far
derailed at this point. We were not at
all sure that we had done the right thing.
As we walked home we rehashed some of the commentary from
the bike shop. I told Noah about the "divorce machine" and the
specific skepticism about our potential for riding home with husky. He'd missed that the first time around, and I
immediately knew that filling him in on that was about to make more
trouble. He didn't say anything, but his
face shifted--just slightly--into the expression that generally means he's
about to prove someone wrong. Noah does not like to be told that it cannot be
done. He got in the captain seat and
rode the bike, solo, down the block and back.
He still had the stubborn eyes when he returned. “Let me try it, just me, with the dog” he
said. Skeptical, and still limping
slightly from an ankle sprain in recovery, I handed over the leash and watched
with some trepidation, but they managed it up and then back together. I knew by the time they returned that I’d be
in that backseat before we got home, so I gave up my resistance, and gave it a
go. It was a long straight 5 blocks home
at that point, just one stop sign, and sure enough, we managed. A bit terrifying, true, but we made it, and
safe.
Within days, we’d improved dramatically, and though it will
never be as easy or efficient as our nicer solo bikes, we’ve come to love the
tandem, partly because we made it work even against all odds and common
sense. Every time with ride with Malaya
we are a bit of a spectacle, and have caused at least a few people to widen
their eyes and jump to the side of the river trail bike path when we come
through. One of these Thursday nights we
need to ride up to that bike shop, still together, and dog alongside, to show
it can be done.
Within a week or two of getting the bike fixed up, we took
it from home down the river trail to listen to some music and get a drink with
a friend passing through town. On the
way home, riding in the dark, all I could see where the edges of the trail
whipping by, Noah’s white shirt billowing into my face as the cool air from the
river broke up the July heat. Though I
couldn’t really see where we were going, I am learning to trust that we are
still on the path. We’re learning to
communicate, and to roll with the motion a bit more, rather than fighting
for balance, working against each other.
We’ve relaxed into the sway and motion a bit more, so we don’t freeze up
and tip over.
On that night-time river trail ride, just before whooping
through sprinklers and letting Malaya really open up and run, we were laughing
and shouting over each other, too, trying get on the bike and also to remember
the words to a Ray Bradbury line we both love:
“drunk and in charge of a….No, no, it’s…as an Irish police report..wait,
intoxicated?...right pedal up!….no, drunk on life?…NO, No, I HAVE IT!” It was Noah who remembered
the first half: “I was drunk and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once
put it.” And that set us straight to finish
triumphantly together as we launched the bike forward: “Drunk on LIFE, that is! Filled with one half fear and one half
adventure!” That line has never seemed more apt than as
we pedaled off into the dark, leaning ever more eagerly into our own unique mix of fear and
adventure.
